Wednesday, June 13, 2007

It was really hot today and I forgot to bring enough water or food to work so I ended up pretty heavily dehydrated and unfed. Thus I ended up not running. I did however get my liscense unsuspended for the low low price of 270 assuming I can find some proof that the car has been sold for scrap.
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2 comments:

Harry S said...

what? car sold for scrap? what did you do?

June 14, 2007 at 6:45 PM
Ultimate Dragon 666 said...

Well long long ago in good old senior year of high school, I was speeding back to class from having paid a visit to Mark's Pizzaria during gym class. Unfortunatly, I was a bit late for whatever class I had next. Thus I was going about 65 down a 30 mph road and beheld a police officer a bit ahead of me. I applied the brake and slowed to what felt like a reasonable speed. However, due to the effects of velocitation I was misjudged my speed and was still going fifty-something. In addition to my speeding ticket I got a ticket for an uninspected car. This typically would not have been a tragic situation. However, several weeks prior I had been going about 80 down a bumpy dirt road and the muffler fell off making the likelyhood of the car being sucessfully inspected equal the limit as x approaches infinity of 1/x. The car later developed severe transmission failure and stopped going faster than 30 miles per hour. Eventually it was old fro scrap. Thus I didn't other paying the ticket until now, which worked out quite well because I only had to pay a fifty dollar fine for not paying the ticket on time but I got around the 100 dollars it would have cost if I had not had it inspected. All they demand is proof that it has been sold for scrap... which I may very well have to bribe out of someone.

June 15, 2007 at 12:06 PM

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